Besides Why, in my day..., the other Slashdot meme from yesteryear that never failed to amuse is "If only there was|were some kind of..."
However, Google, Kagi, and even Slashdot's own site search were all coming up empty. To satisfy nostalgia, cobbled together these stylized versions with Claude Opus 4.6:
If only there were some kind of enormous, interconnected network of computers, perhaps spanning the entire globe, upon which someone had built a system for indexing and retrieving information using simple keyword queries. Alas, we can but dream.
What we really need is some sort of "engine" if you will, specifically designed for "searching". We could type words into a box and it would locate relevant documents from across the world's collected knowledge in mere fractions of a second.
These were the platonic ideal of what memory served up, but the desire for pure, unadulterated, human-crafted wit remained. Went in search of a Slashdot archive and hit paydirt with Sketch the Cow's Slashdot Story Archive (HTML Format), which spans 1998 to 2019. Spelunked like so:
% du -sh stories.7z | awk '{print $1}'
8.6G
% time ugrep -z -E "if only there (was|were) some kind" stories.7z > results.txt
...6:35.92 total
Two gems from the diggings:
Anonymous Coward on Monday November 12, 2007:
"[I]f only there was some kind of searching engine one could use, or some kind of encyclopedia in the form of a wiki where one could look up this information... Maybe some day."
gosand on Monday October 06, 2003:
"[I]f only there was some kind of searchable, massive collection of computers that were all hooked together somehow, and contained this kind of information."
❧ 2026-08-01
Site search on tinyapps.org has been powered by a number of services and scripts over the years:
- Atomz
- KSearch
- Google
- Bing
- Swiftype
- DuckDuckGo
- Algolia for Netlify
- Algolia DocSearch
After a quarter century in the wilderness, the caravan has gratefully pitched its tent beneath the shady palms of Pagefind. At last, everything is indexed and searchable.
The JavaScript dependency (like Algolia's) is unfortunate, but a small concession for search that's self-hosted, static, and complete. Pagefind is open source and a snap to set up and use.
❧ 2026-07-08
and USBODE (USB Optical Drive Emulator):
"Ever wanted a GoTek for CDs? If you have a Raspberry Pi Zero W or 2 W, USBODE turns it into a virtual optical drive. It allows you to store many disk images on a MicroSD card and mount them through a web interface."
Demo: Finally a cheap CD-ROM emulator for DOS and Windows 98!
Known-supported models: Raspberry Pi Zero (2015), Raspberry Pi Zero W (2017), Raspberry Pi Zero 2 W / WH (2021), Raspberry Pi 3 Model A+ (2018), Raspberry Pi 4 (2019)/4B (2019).
See also Boot any and all ISO images from USB drive.
❧ 2026-06-24