Heaven help you:
Barring divine intervention, Windows 10 Enterprise LTSC 2019 (formerly LTSB) may be the least bad option:
However, be aware that LTSC requires a volume license (VL) agreement, making onerous audits potentially more probable:
(despite Microsoft's own apparent need for a thorough inspection:
While five licenses are required to enter into a new VL agreement, they need not all be for LTSC. According to a rep I spoke with at a Microsoft Partner, this combination would work as an upgrade from a Windows OEM license (i.e., it would allow a user who bought a PC with Windows 10 preinstalled to run Windows 10 LTSC instead):
Here are links and prices from three well-known Microsoft Partners, though you should definitely confirm details with a rep before purchasing:
For those hapless souls stuck on Windows 10 Home or Pro, see:
Further reading:
/windows | Nov 30, 2018
/mac | Nov 19, 2018
MacBook and MacBook Pro: Mac reduces processor speed when battery is removed while operating from an A/C adaptor - "If the battery is removed from a MacBook or MacBook Pro, the computer will automatically reduce the processor speed. This prevents the computer from shutting down if it demands more power than the A/C adaptor alone can provide."
Apple Notebooks Take Huge Performance Hit without Battery - "Apple's reason for forcing a drop in processor speed doesn't make a whole lot of sense."
MacBooks Run Slow Without Battery - "Gearlog's own results show a decrease of 36 percent in processor speeds without a battery attached on their unibody MacBook Pro. Our own tests show a decrease of 50 percent when rendering with one CPU, a decrease of 52 percent in multiprocessor rendering, while the GPU suffered a 40 percent decrease in performance."
"Fixing" kernel_task CPU Problems in MacOS 10.7/10.8 - Tweak IOPlatformPluginFamily.kext to disable throttling on faulty battery.
Disable OS X kernel_task throttling - Updated instructions for removing IOPlatformPluginFamily.kext.
/mac | Nov 15, 2018
See also Breathing new life into a 2006 MacBook and Apple's New Hardware With The T2 Security Chip Will Currently Block Linux From Booting
With OS X 10.11 El Capitan no longer receiving security updates1, unsupported but otherwise excellent hardware like the MacBook Pro (15-inch, Mid 2009) can be revitalized with Linux.2
After some false starts with the usual suspects (namely Linux Mint 19 (both Mate & XFCE), Elementary 5, Fedora Workstation 26, and Pop!_OS 18.04 LTS), I decided to give Manjaro XFCE 17 a try after seeing it regularly mentioned in HN comments.
After struggling with previous distros, Manjaro was a dream: boot and shutdown times were halved (at least), the boot splash screen displayed properly (rather than just displaying a black/blank screen like so many others), WiFi and video drivers working right out of the box, and there was no screen flickering or taskbar weirdness. In short, Manjaro presented the most polished experience, from start to finish, of the bunch.
However, during install, Manjaro requires creating a password for the root account, which is subsequently enabled. If you prefer to disable it after installation is complete:
$ sudo passwd --status root root P 10/29/2018 -1 -1 -1 -1 $ sudo passwd --delete --lock root passwd: password expiry information changed. $ sudo passwd --status root root L 10/29/2018 -1 -1 -1 -1
Test:
$ su Password: su: Authentication failure
To reenable root:
$ sudo passwd root New password: Retype new password: passwd: password updated successfully $ sudo passwd --status root root P 11/01/2018 -1 -1 -1 -1
Footnotes
Why doesn't Apple just come out with an official macOS support policy? It's clearly and consistently been 3 years from release on modern versions, why not share that with consumers? Speaking of which, why not warn them when they are running an unsupported and unsafe version (something even Microsoft, hardly renowned for its stellar consumer support, did for Windows XP)? Within the last week or so, I've had two different people contact me with problems which turned out to be caused by running OS X 10.7 and OS X 10.8 respectively! See also No more security patches for OS X El Capitan, time to upgrade and Apple has released Mojave 10.14.1 update, and Security Updates for Sierra and High Sierra.
There's also Collin's kind patcher collection of course (macOS Sierra Patcher Tool for Unsupported Macs, macOS High Sierra Patcher Tool for Unsupported Macs, and macOS Mojave Patcher Tool for Unsupported Macs) if you don't mind disabling SIP, limited WiFi support, and trusting third-party, closed source software with deep access.
/mac | Nov 01, 2018
/nix | Oct 28, 2018
Having set up IFTTT to autopost blog updates on a recovered Twitter handle, I did my best to forget all about it.
However, I recently discovered that Twitter automatically inserts hyperlinks for text that matches certain patterns (e.g., "Mail.app" becomes a link to said domain), prompting me to go back and delete such tweets, namely:
I was able to delete today's earlier tweet (Mojave - Where did DVD Player.app go?) and repost it with the hyperlink disabled (why can tweets not be edited?) by inserting a zero width space after the dot as explained by Amit Agarwal.
See also:
/misc | Oct 23, 2018
It's been moved from /Applications/ to /System/Library/CoreServices/Applications/. Due to SIP, "Make Alias" is not available from the Finder's context menu in that directory, nor does the new Make Alias keyboard shortcut (Ctrl+Cmd+A - really, Apple?! Cmd+L does not appear to have even been reassigned!) work.
If you'd like a Finder alias for DVD Player in the Applications folder*, one can be created via AppleScript like so:
tell application "Finder" to make alias file to (POSIX file "/System/Library/CoreServices/Applications/DVD Player.app") at (POSIX file "/Applications")
* To its credit, Apple still provides the "CDs & DVDs" preference pane, which offers an option to open DVD Player when a video DVD is inserted, but some may prefer another action or to launch DVD Player manually to play VIDEO_TS files, etc.
/mac | Oct 23, 2018
As reported by Howard Oakley, Apple has stopped maintaining its printer compatibility list and is apparently only supporting AirPrint going forward.
I scoured support.apple.com for the final printer driver versions, preferring to archive them locally rather than rely on Software Update. The inconsistent naming conventions and system requirements sections have been preserved intact:
/mac | Oct 19, 2018
Network problems encountered include: web browsers crashing, websites not loading, yield symbol appearing over the notification area's WiFi or Ethernet icon, "No Internet, secured", etc.
Solution: disable DNS Client by changing the value data for HKLM\SYSTEM\ControlSet001\Services\Dnscache\Start from 2 (automatic) to 4 (disabled) (recent versions of Windows 10 no longer allow disabling DNS Client via services.msc).
References and more information:
An alternative (albeit less performant) method is to compress the hosts file.
Disabling the Windows "DNS Client" service - Windows 2000 and later have a "DNS Client" service which is enabled by default. This service caches DNS lookups for the local computer only. This potentially saves a bit of bandwidth and makes DNS lookups a bit faster by preventing DNS lookups from being sent over the Internet connection if the same data has recently been requested on this same computer.
StevenBlack/hosts: Extending and consolidating hosts files - Extending and consolidating hosts files from several well-curated sources like adaway.org, mvps.org, malwaredomainlist.com, someonewhocares.org, and potentially others. You can optionally invoke extensions to block additional sites by category.
Check any downloaded hosts files for nefarious entries with this oneliner: grep -v '#' test | awk '{print $1}'| sort | uniq -c
If you are using hosts to block malicious sites, Quad9 may also interest you: New "Quad9" DNS service blocks malicious domains for everyone
How to troubleshoot a Windows 10 service which does not let me stop it
Anyone knows how to disable the DNS Client service on the Fall Creators Update?
/windows | Sep 30, 2018
is theoretically possible via Google Takeout, but there are issues:
timeouts during large downloads: "Failed - Needs authorization", "Failed - Network error", etc
all email dumped into a single MBOX file by default* (albeit with labels saved in the non-standard "X-Gmail-Labels" header, which can be queried in Thunderbird, for example) or optionally into multiple MBOX files based on labels (resulting in large numbers of duplicate messages)
Got Your Back (GYB) does not suffer from these issues; messages are downloaded as individual EML files, sorted into folders by year, month, and day:
$ gyb --email name@example.com --action estimate
Select the actions you wish GYB to be able to perform for name@example.com
[ ] 0) Gmail Backup And Restore - read/write mailbox access
[ ] 1) Gmail Backup Only - read-only mailbox access
[ ] 2) Gmail Restore Only - write-only mailbox access and label management
[*] 3) Gmail Full Access - read/write mailbox access and message purge
[ ] 4) No Gmail Access
[ ] 5) Groups Restore - write to G Suite Groups Archive
[*] 6) Storage Quota - Drive app config scope used for --action quota
7) Continue
7
Your browser has been opened to visit:
https://accounts.google.com/o/oauth2/auth...
If your browser is on a different machine then press CTRL+C and
create a file called nobrowser.txt in the same folder as GYB.
Authentication successful.
Got 67100 Message IDs
GYB needs to examine 67100 messages
GYB already has a backup of 0 messages
GYB needs to estimate 67100 messages
Estimated size 26.47gb 67100/67100 messages
$ gyb --email name@example.com --action backup
Using backup folder GYB-GMail-Backup-name@example.com
Got 67100 Message IDs
GYB needs to examine 67100 messages
GYB already has a backup of 0 messages
GYB needs to backup 67100 messages
backed up 67100 of 67100 messages
GYB needs to refresh 0 messages
If desired, import the collection into Thunderbird via ImportExportTools.
If you need to copy the massive collection of EML files, tar it without compression to save a LOT of time (pv is of course optional, but very handy when tarring tens of thousands of files):
$ tar -c ./GYB-GMail-Backup-user\@example.com/ | pv -s $(gdu -sb ./GYB-GMail-Backup-user\@example.com/ | awk '{print $1}') > user\@example.com.tar
4.03GiB 0:00:23 [ 177MiB/s] [====> ] 15% ETA 0:02:08
* Attempting to split a ~26GB MBOX file by label via mbox_split.py or WB Optimum's script on which it is based did not avail.
UPDATE: Royce Williams kindly informs us of outtake, which "sync[s] Gmail to maildir...quickly", "uses the Gmail API to efficiently sync only deltas", and "can also be limited to a specific label". Crafted in Go by Google software engineer, Daniel Margolis. (On a related note, Evolution is swell for browsing and searching Maildir directories; add via Edit > Preferences > Mail Accounts > Add > Next > enter required info and deselect "Look up mail server details based on the entered e-mail address" > Next > for "Server Type:" select "Maildir-format mail directories" > select the "Mail Directory:" location, etc.)
/misc | Sep 25, 2018